How Well Do You Know Me?

Submitted by jshinall on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 00:35.

I took one of those "How Well Do You Know Me Quizzes". I don't think I did so well.

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Are we friends? Yes
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Perhaps I should try for a Guinness World Record

Submitted by jshinall on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 15:34.
My unimpressive track record regarding women and relationships continues. Recently, Angie text'ed me and told me she didn't think we were clicking as anything more than friends. I'm pretty used to hearing some variation of "the friends speech". I can honestly say I'm not disappointed by this latest development. Well, no more so than anyone else would be at finding himself back at "square 1".

Alas, I was pondering the uniqueness of receiving this message via text message. It's my first "txt dump". I ended up compiling a list of the various ways I've been dumped or received "the friends speech". Here's what I came up with:
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I Need to Be a Better Cook

Submitted by jshinall on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 19:22.
Consider this my first step:
  • 1 Grain Tortilla - 100 calories
  • 1/4 cup long grain rice - 150 calories
  • 1/4 cup mexican cheese mix - 110 calories
  • 2 tablespoons salsa - 10 calories

Microwave the tortilla, rice and cheese for 45 seconds. Add the salsa. Wrap like a burrito and enjoy.

It's surprisingly filling for only 370 calories.

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The Simplicity of Getting Ready for Bed

Submitted by jshinall on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 18:32.

I was watching the kids last night while the parents were at church. I was getting Mackenzie ready for bed so her parents wouldn't have to. I wasn't quite sure what's involved with "getting ready for bed". So, Mackenzie led me the whole way.

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Stop The World

Submitted by jshinall on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 13:10.

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