My unimpressive track record regarding women and relationships continues. Recently, Angie text'ed me and told me she didn't think we were clicking as anything more than friends. I'm pretty used to hearing some variation of "the friends speech". I can honestly say I'm not disappointed by this latest development. Well, no more so than anyone else would be at finding himself back at "square 1".

Alas, I was pondering the uniqueness of receiving this message via text message. It's my first "txt dump". I ended up compiling a list of the various ways I've been dumped or received "the friends speech". Here's what I came up with:

Consider this my first step:

• 1 Grain Tortilla - 100 calories
• 1/4 cup long grain rice - 150 calories
• 1/4 cup mexican cheese mix - 110 calories
• 2 tablespoons salsa - 10 calories

Microwave the tortilla, rice and cheese for 45 seconds. Add the salsa. Wrap like a burrito and enjoy.

It's surprisingly filling for only 370 calories.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QartyTqowoo